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I'm Bob Sinden...
Well, actually i'm not...
My name is too dangerous for anyone to know so for now just call me Bob or Tetloca...
Yeeeesss...
Oh...
Before anything...
This website contains language in the videos especially the Star Wars gangsta rap...
And...
In the jokes a little bit...
And...
If this website offends you in anyway...
You better shut up and why are you on this website anyway...
I don't even like you...
You're stupid...
Don't be stupid...
I'm a banana...
I don't even like bananas...
Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon?
Ok...
By this point you may be thinking that this is pure nonsense and you've got better things to be doing...
Well don't leave just yet...
Yes...
You may have better things to be doing but don't do them...
At the moment I have got jokes and videos on this website and you can access them by clicking on their page names up on the navigation bit...
If you don't know where that is...
well that's you're fault isn't it...
No...
I'll tell you because i'm nice...
Sometimes...
It is right at the top left hand space next to the 'hello' smileys...
There you go...
Now...
You may want to know a bit about me...
Do you?
Really?
Don't joke about this kind of stuff...
Do you truthfully want to know about me?
Well...
Curiosity killed the cat...
But unless you're a cat I don't think it will kill you...
It may kill the following though:
Any breed of cat (including lions, tigers, panthers etc.)...
Sumichrast's vesper rat...
Northern pygmy mouse...
Black rat...
Edible dormouse...
Capybara...
Sei whale...
Blue whale...
Humpback whale...
Amazon river dolphin...
Killer whale...
Brown lemur...
Black lemur...
Emperor Tamarin...
Golden lion tamarin (My favourite animal of all: Please donate money to wildlife organisations)...
Olive baboon...
Eastern gorilla...
Western gorilla...
Bornean orang-utan...
Hairy armadillo...
Swamp rabbit...
Aye-aye...
Mexican howler monkey...
Monk saki...
Red fox...
Blanford's fox...
Kit fox...
Swift fox...
Fennec fox...
Crab-eating fox...
Raccoon dog...
Coyote...
Dingo...
Chihuahua...
Sloth bear...
Giant panda...
Przewalski's wild horse...
Javan rhinoceros...
Indian rhinoceros...
Black rhinoceros...
Warthog...
Hippopotamus...
Pygmy hippopotamus...
Dromedary...
Muskox...
Common rhea...
Emu...
Macaroni penguin...
Great northern diver...
Greater flamingo...
Puna flamingo...
Lesser flamingo...
Mute swan...
Mandarin...
Blue duck...
Muscovy duck...
Mallard...
Goosander...
Harpy eagle...
Philipine eagle (My favourite bird: Please donate money to wildlife organisations)...
Common pheasant...
Common peafowl...
Red jungle-fowl...
Tapaculos...
Antbirds...
Flukes...
Tapeworms...
Giant pacific octopus...
Ants...
Spider crabs...
Buthids...
Scorpionids...
Pseudoscorpions...
Wind-scorpions (Sun-spiders)...
Comb-footed spiders...
Huntsman spiders...
And...
Sea cucumbers...
Well...
Now that's over and done with I can get on to the bit about me...
I have pepper hair NOT grey...
I am small...
Small...
Very...
Small...
Well...
I'm not that small but...
I'm still small...
I have five fingers on each hand and a fingernail on each...
I like dance and rap music...
I like to read...
books...
magazines...
comics...
I like to draw...
draw things that are confidential and may not be seen by ordinary eyes...
Spies are welcome...
Oh...
My people want to talk to me...
Wait a sec...
Dum...
Dumdy Dum Dum...
Doo Doo Doo...
Dum Dum Doo...
La Di Da...
*chill out music drowns out shouting and screaming*
*something smashes*
*a glass breaks*
*chill out music stops*
*starts whistling*
Dum Dum Di...
Ah...
Yes...
I have had a very thorough talk with my government guards and agents and lawyers and I have come to a conclusion...
No spies allowed...
Full stop...
Trespassers will be shot...
Survivors will be shot again...
Survivors from that will be shot again...
And survivors from that will be shot one more time...
Survivors from that will be painfully and slowly tortured to death while answering how he/she survived the gun shots...
Survivors from that will be marked as a crazy mutant and tipped into a never-ending dark well...
Anyhoo...
I have a nose...
Last thing before I let you go...
You may also call me Johnny English...
And...
I have a poking license...
And you don't...
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*bump*
*poke*
*nudge*
*poke*
*poke*
Well go and look at the other pages or i'll just have to stand here and poke you...
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
Why are you still here?
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
I'm getting real angry now...
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
I'll give you to the count of three...
*poke*
ONE...
*poke*
TWO...
*poke*
THREE...
*poke*
ARGGGGGHHH!!!!!
*punch*
*punch*
*punch*
*shakes hand*
YOU HAVE JUST WON MY SPECIAL PRIZE!!!!!
FOLLOW THIS LINK TO MY EXTRA SPECIAL PRIZE WINNER WEBSITE!!!!!








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Anonymous RE: ***** 0 Oct 17 2009, 8:18 PM EDT by Anonymous
 
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I agree, whoever made this should go ******* die in their own country.
Mabye I should go bang his ex or something lol
Ah no, not that i completley and totally would because shes actualy hot.
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i think this website is absolute shite , because i said so,ony messin its shite because theres nothin to do on it!!!!!!!............................!!!!!!!!
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